So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Randomize
