Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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