whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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