He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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