apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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