I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i think i have two assholes
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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