I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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