oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I need a beard to bite.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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