We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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