Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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