if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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