batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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