i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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