I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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