I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize