Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We left an ass print on the piano.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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