youre lurking in front of me
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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