You surviving the open bar?
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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