Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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