I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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