turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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