note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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