If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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