If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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