So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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