She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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