I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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