OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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