This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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