On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish life had little blips of pornography
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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