my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
there is glitter all over my balls
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