Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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