is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?