so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
did you just send me my own nude