Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay