hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?