Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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