is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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