She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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