Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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