But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I miss vodka workout Fridays
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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