Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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