I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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