the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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