Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Drake has all the answers
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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