I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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