Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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