omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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