Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
only if we run a train.
done.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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