If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so let's talk penis.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
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