Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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