just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
