Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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