Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
As shirtless as possible
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just forgot I was standing up.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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