Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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