i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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